Composture

The simultanioues state of both ones composure and posture. There are several states of Composture, ranging from bad to good.

"Her Composture as she related the tale of how she left the baby on the metro told it all.
Or
When they came back from the toilet together, you could tell from his composture that he did indeed win the "mine is bigger than yours" discussion they had during dinner"

by antfox April 18, 2009

Composting

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.

1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.

by Jebediah T July 21, 2011

cum post

A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.

I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.

by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005

Cumpster

A mouth that never closes, or is characterized by the nonsense that spews from it...a mouth deserving a huge, sticky load.

Shut your cumpster, you fuckwit.

by Lollocaust December 3, 2007

cumpot

When someone becomes so sexual that they become full of cum.

Jenny: your such a cumpot.

Alison: it was only once.

by kymberly.komma March 23, 2017

cumpster

shortened version of cum dumpster. too lazy to caLL IT that

that chix a cumpster

by drikk May 8, 2009

Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021