Culinary Slave

Every woman's secret fantasy. A man that can cook, bake and make coffee and would willingly do so.

I wish I had a culinary slave when I get home tonight.

My culinary slave came over tonight.

by M&M2010 February 12, 2010

culinary orgasm

When I bangeth your mother with le food that is le good.

Wow James, that fried lizard was a culinary orgasm. (I then went on le mother de toi)

by Rellix May 27, 2004

Culinary Skydiving

Taking extreme chances when cooking with and/or eating food made by a kRaZy, yet top-notch chef. Usually the chef is hitting the upper limits of what is possible in modern or ancient cuisine.

Hey, chef Tony has something special for you. It's fermented, salted raw pork, that he puts in a jar and keeps on the shelf, unrefrigerated, for at least 1 year. It was pretty scary to think I was about to eat unrefrigerated, 1 year old raw pork, but it turned out to be fantastic... try it.

Tony's got some old raw pork, wanna do some Culinary Skydiving?

by tonebone August 12, 2012

culinarilingus

The act of loving your meal so much you lick the plate clean.

"Ok, I know you loved that meal, but there's no need to perform culinarilingus on the goddam plate...!"

by bill cauliflower June 26, 2016

culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.

I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.

by MarianneM February 24, 2017

culinary fetus

A culinary fetus is when you over eat and feel bloated after.

Omg I ate way too much now I've got a culinary fetus

by Tmnt123 May 29, 2018

Culinarily fluid

Will eat any kind of cooking

I will eat anything; I am culinarily fluid

by Horatio Stema April 13, 2019