crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

by Macklemann June 8, 2016

crunkle tom

An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.

"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"

"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."

by Hippie Crusher 666 March 22, 2017

Crunkle Knunkle

A homosexual individual of a highly masculine nature. This individual is often French. Gay lord

Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”

by Darood McSansterm June 13, 2018

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Crunaler

A person who is edgy and mopey. Generally in the back of the class, head down. Can be seen in many places like in the alleyway, corner of the school playground, and more dark places.

I saw the Crunaler sitting in a junkyard playing on their phone.

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Crunkleposse

A social gathering of fine friends and stylish individuals at the Crunkleton cocktail bar

Y'all still out?

Yeah, we got a small crunkleposse going, c'mon over!

by MedDevil September 7, 2019