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premature clapulation

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.
At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.
by marcig19 September 5, 2012
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premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.
I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.
by OldGrandad April 2, 2017
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crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"
by DethRode June 7, 2016
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Copulation

The amount of retired law enforcement in a particular city or town.

noun
I want to discover the copulation in the town I’m hoping to retire in.
by SK1957 November 12, 2018
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creputation

What you're known for regarding noisy/odiferous "bodily functions".
Da "National Baked Bean Month speech" commentator has quite da creputation.
by QuacksO October 10, 2021
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Copulation

The amount of police populating a certain area.
Main street is has a high copulation.
by Stag211 November 3, 2021
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