Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.

Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.

by StongBadDad September 24, 2018

crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.

Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006

crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed

"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"

by Parker July 12, 2004

Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

by breezy929 May 17, 2016

crapPod

A term for an Apple iPod.

Look at all the iSheep with their crapPods.

by itsky January 7, 2008

cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007