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Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.
They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.
by Meatspin March 23, 2007
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cruddlesticks

Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.
David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."
by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019
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death cradle

1. Your Death Bed.

2. Move King does from the Prosperous Tekken Series of fighting games. He grabs you, and pulls your limbs back, and begins rolling you on the ground crushing the squishy stuff in your stomache because your arms nor legs are there to protect.

3. Another way of saying getting Rolled, or your ass beat.

Last Place a Nigga wanna be.
yo man, you hear bout' Theo? Dat nigga got into a death cradle.
by 50Cent March 16, 2005
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cradle

To hold a woman like a baby and finger her while in your arms
She got the cradle and she hated it.
by Me and Mrs. Jones March 26, 2007
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Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion
I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.
by Matt April 14, 2005
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Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.
Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'
by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009
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stuey cradle

the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare
by ryan burton February 4, 2008
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