by BunnyBabies April 24, 2009
by Tiaraaamilez96@aol.com April 14, 2011
The act of eating eggs.
by anthoa September 2, 2010
By jove frederick, i must say, that new piece of hotness of yours has a set of crackin' tits, not like your ex with those darned ghastly saddlebags!
by captaincrackpot March 27, 2009
To stroke your own penis repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.
Kid 1: He's been in the bathroom forever! What could he be doing?
Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!
Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.
Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!
Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.
by austin chester shane and bronte June 29, 2007
He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.
by Planet-38 February 21, 2009