CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018

CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.

bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!

by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023

GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival

"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"

by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023

Shotgun CPR

When someone with an unsanitary mouth or whom you don't want to put your lips to theirs needs cpr and you use your hand as a tube to breath air into them.

He look like he had some s*** on his lips so I had to give him shotgun CPR when he was overdosing.

by fannyt1 August 15, 2022

CPR

CPR is legit just sex

"I save dick by giving it CPR"
"lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022