chaos coordinator

Someone who sews chaos and thrives on it
She said she was a chaos coordinator. But which definition of it.
by troublem8kR June 04, 2024
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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.
by deksper January 07, 2019
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Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105
Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761
by penis guy man August 23, 2022
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coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 15, 2015
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