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comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
by berrylads August 18, 2011
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conformist elitist

A person who, in their attempt to spurn the hegemony, abdicates the conventional social clique for a marginalized one; thereby maintaining their dependence and unwittingly forfeiting their individuality to another, equally common social class.
by Shane Cavanaugh October 3, 2003
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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conformist

1: One who is vain and needs social structures to determine who they are
2: Anyone on TRL
3: One of any social class who follows others ways, without speaking up for their own feelings
That 100 pound cheerleader with bright blond hair and colored contacts is such a fucking conformist.
by Sarah the non conformist December 13, 2003
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wannabe non-conformist

somebody who hates something everyone else likes, just because they think it makes them different or non-conformist. often emo or punk kids think they are non-conformist because they dress different than everyone else, but when in reality they are just conforming to their perception of non-conformity. real conformists do not care whether something is popular or not, they just wear it because they like it.
"Wannabe non-conformist- I went into Hot Topic today and saw this prep walk in wearing a pink polo shirt. What a conformist!

Me- No dipshit, they came in because they like the store. They are true non-conformists."


"Wannabe non-conformist- I am so pissed! I found Less Than Jake years ago and they're getting famous so now I can't listen to them, or else I'm just another damn conformist.

Non-conformist- I found them years ago too, but I'm still going to listen to them because I like their music."
by Chrissa K August 21, 2008
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Conformist

Societys Bitch, someone who can not think for him/herself and without MTV would not know what music they should like.
Timmy From Redland/Magrudar

Ben- "Hey look, Timmy's coming"

Zack- "Yeah, I fucking hate that conformist!"

Chris- "WHITE POWER!"
by Non-conformist 4 life July 20, 2008
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Conformist

1) Conform, To Fit In
2)A Person Who Trys To Fit In Like Everyone Else.
Your only partying to fit in with those people, You fag conformist.
by xXxTTomxXx May 25, 2007
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