confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018

confetti-full

Something filled with confetti/or confetti like thing.

What else are you gonna call a piñata filled with confetti? confetti-brimming? Nah, i dont think so.
But if you ever even use this word in a real life conversation give your self a pat on your back and think of all the other people who said the same thing, and all the other people who lived and died without ever saying it. Maybe this world wouldve been a better place had I not reminded you of this fact.. maybe not.

Hey that bucket of vomit looks confetti-full
How do you like your corpses?

I like' em confetti filled, yee fucking haw

by dkwbdeeznutz September 20, 2023

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality

Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.

" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)

by Pincetti June 8, 2021

Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

by Nixtime March 23, 2017

depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

by Ailim October 26, 2017