concrastinating

the opposite of procrastinating, doing something ahead of time.

Tom - Hey man, what are you up to?

Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.

by Dcarcher July 3, 2009

Concumption

The act of drinking mass quantities of alcohol with a blatant disregard for animal safety.

i look foward to the debotary of alcohol gifts and the concumption of them all night long

by Big JJ D December 3, 2010

concumption

The act of swallowing cum.

Steve: 'Yo are you going to spit??'
Emily: 'No don't worry, I'm skilled in the art of concumption.'

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke"
- Cardi B on concumption

by b r a t January 30, 2021

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023

Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

Immaculate conception high school

The best school in jamaica. Beautiful,intelligent,intellectual and gorgeous humble females attend this school.They are sometimes hype but don’t medz that. Jc boys seem to love these females but immac girls are very delusional in a way they are manipulated by jc men.Get a immac girl‼️Where phenomenal women attend😋‼️

🙋🏽 ♀️: I attend The immaculate conception high school
POV:why are those jc,Wolmers,George’s and kc men following that intellectual phenomenal female thag attend ICHS🌸😋‼️

by A Jc Ute 🤙🏿 October 27, 2023

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009