Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.

That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.

by DK sorta June 1, 2015

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017