Colin

The legend tortoise.
The Colin generally kicks the ass of any other tortoises or pets.
He also frequently 'gets high'

Dude your tortoise just pushed my one over.
He's such a Colin

by OnerOnerOner December 21, 2008

Colin

The most moanable name ever

Ahhh ahhh ahhh Colin aaah

by awsomecolin May 13, 2022

Colin

A guy who never fails to put a smile on someone’s face. He feels good after making someone happy. He is good looking, loving, caring, and the absolute love of my life. He my rock. My go to. He has seen me and my best and worst. I love him more then anything in this world

Colin is the best soccer player.

Colin loves his cat more then anyone

by yeetskrtskrt July 8, 2018

Colin

Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles

Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".

by Apollo83 August 14, 2019

Colin

Usually a sexy boy who is good with the girls and has an abnormally large dick. Every girl loves him and thinks he is funny. Mostly they have brown hair and brown eyes. Fun to be around and is amazing in bed with girls. Barely any Colins are gay. Mostly tall thin and athletic.

(Girl1) Colin is so hot and athletic!
(Girl2) I know I want him to ask me out.

by sexyboy1217 July 22, 2009

Colin

Colin's are usually the scariest people you will ever meet and you'll never know it. They always have a plan to kill everyone and especially those who mess with their friends. Colin's are typically tall and musically gifted, very self concious but yet prideful. They never stand for bullshit and are stoic, hard to offend and undoubtably kinky and loyal friends. Keep Colin's on your good side, because if you don't you're screwed.

"I got into an argument with Colin today."

"Oh man you're fucked!"

by ChickenNuggz June 2, 2018

Colin

The hottest and funniest person you will every meet. Always has a huge dick and is a sex machine that will steal your gf. Although around his closest friend his humor may be a little bit retarded, he will always be there for and he will never let u down. He uses he humor to mask the fact that he is constantly confused but not worried. He also looks like a fit but athletic person but can actually destroy you in a fight. Most of the time he will care about animals more than people but he will always be there for you when you need it. He might be a sex machine but in the end he is someone you won’t regret dating and is just a nice guy.

I can’t believe ur dating Colin, ur so lucky.

by Cracked Retard August 10, 2019