Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 01, 2020

Flag

Get the Jet Cobb mug.

Thicc cobb

An above average sized penis.

Baby Boomer: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink from this Geek Squad and he had a thicc cobb.
Millennial: Nice bro.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 01, 2019

Flag

Get the Thicc cobb mug.

Cobb Gobbler

When you get your (sh)long sucked on

That bitch last night was a cobb gobbler she devoured my shit

by bigfang September 27, 2022

Flag

Get the Cobb Gobbler mug.

Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.

Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 05, 2018

Flag

Get the Thomas Cobb mug.