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cobbler whore

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore
by ijustwon March 22, 2011
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cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.
Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow
by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008
mugGet the cock cobblermug.

squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
by Manny Petty September 3, 2016
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Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
by cobbler4u July 19, 2013
mugGet the Dingle Cobblermug.

Cranberry Cobbler

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.
I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry cobbler.
by Foot Slave February 13, 2013
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Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.
"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds
by Drewypewy January 9, 2022
mugGet the Fruit Cobblermug.

Meach Cobbler

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.
I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!
by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018
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