Soul crushed

It consist on crushing someone soul by only looking into their eyes the moment you curse them.

Random guy: Hey little girl, why are you crying?

Little girl: (crying)

Random guy (to himself): Bitch got soul crushed.

by Mindcurse66 January 28, 2014

star-crushed

suffering a misfortune.

The poor in the third world are really star-crushed.

by uttam maharjan May 15, 2010

Crushed Pepper

The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.

Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?

by Finley029 October 2, 2008

crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)

"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"

by carogirl April 2, 2010

closhed

The act of making the most of each day, living life to the fullest, carpe diem, a less lame version of YOLO

"I'm so closhed right now! I'm really living it up dude."
"Um, we're so closhing tonight."

by Wednesdaytud July 1, 2014

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

crushed monkey

Corned Beef

Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich

by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017