Closer

Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.

Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.

by older-wiser-better-stronger May 27, 2022

Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 7, 2024

Curtain Closers

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

by aatmochrisash July 6, 2010

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

by Ronnister October 27, 2025

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

The closer

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.

Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.

by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020