CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.

For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER

by DFEET October 13, 2011

wills classen

the absolute man, no matter what the fuck's happined,peeps still like his, enough said

you just wish you were him

by ? May 27, 2003

wills classen

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THEIRS NOTHING LIKE GOOD FRIENS
i thing were even now
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by dow n out June 4, 2003

wills classen

no

the complete obasite

by w May 23, 2003

CLASSERS

Caitlin and Alizas dancing group. they are wayy better then the lancers. they have style and know how to shake what their mamma gave them.

the best dancers on the east coast

by APclassers May 14, 2005

classeration

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

by Roger Hightower June 25, 2008

Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers

Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!

by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015