circles jerk

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
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Circle Jerks

When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.
Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.
by A Man Plan Panama February 10, 2010
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Circle Jerk

A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
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circle jerks

the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band
those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.
by master finger blaster October 10, 2004
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Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
by Jack August 17, 2004
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a 'game' popular with Frat Boys where a group of them stand in a circle & masterbate in a contest until the last one to ejaculate loses. Similar to a Wet Toast Party but without the bread
Are Circle Jerks gay? No, not if you're a Frat boy and practice Date Rape
by Ba‘al Zebûb August 05, 2005
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Circle Jerk

The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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