golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
by Thefanman January 04, 2016
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 04, 2014
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A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
by Lumaria December 01, 2009
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red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
by Solid Snail October 18, 2013
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