chaperoner

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.

Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?

by Kammwise August 13, 2014

crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

Bob Chapek

Destroyer of childrens’ dreams and their parents’ wallets, my greatest regret, my personal Ultron. Bob Chapek is my friend turned foe. Sometimes as I look onto the sunset I ponder the question, “what if I didn’t leave the keys to the kingdom to a greedy man like Robert Chapek? What if? What if indeed?…”

What If… now streaming on Disney+, the service I started for only $8.99 a month

There’s a special spot in the The River Styx as seen in the hit Disney movie, Hercules, for you Bob Chapek

by Michael Eisner rules 1994 October 6, 2021

the corner of church and chapel

1.) a corner in New Haven, Connecticut
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim

THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!

Chinese Tim sucks balls on the corner of church and chapel

by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005

chapeau

chapeau is a French term that means hat.
but chapeau! "by adding an Exclamation mark" is usually used to express appreciation, admiration, approval or respect
It's like when you say:
Kudos! I take my hat off to you! Well done! Hats off! or My hat's off to you

person 1 : that's all. and finally I hope you like my ideas for the new project.
person 2 : chapeau! I'm speechless.

by angel17 January 20, 2010

Chapel Hill

Also known as "Chapel Thrill", Chapel Hill is a small piece of heaven on Earth. Home to the Tar Heels (if God isn't a Tar Heel, then why is the sky blue?) and UNC basketball (5 time National Champs), it is the best place ever. It's a college town (Frat Party anyone?), but the population is perfectly in sync with the other residents. Franklin Street is where it is at and Harris Teeter cookies are the best.

"I'm a Tar Heel Born
I'm a Tar Heel Bred
and when I die
I'll be a Tar Heel dead."

Tyler Hansborough, Michael Jackson, Danny Green, Ty Lawson, Chapel Hill

by UNC Girls... Best in the world May 2, 2010