Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Chook

Chook are the combination of chain and hook.

It is used to express a feeling of happiness

Man, I just nailed my presentation this morning, it was off the Chook!

by Erlingtonsteel January 22, 2020

Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"

by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018

chook

/chook/

noun
Biologically related to the chicken, and universally understood only in the land of yeah nah.

Deano: "Lunch was friggin awesome, whadahya reckon's for dinner"?
Macka's neighbour: "Macka said his missus' gonna roast a bloody hot chook."

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025

Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.

Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"

by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021

Chook it

Leaving site without notifying anyone

sick of this place, I’m gonna chook it

by B dirt dog December 20, 2023

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003