Choadzilla

A choad mesuring over 5cm in with.

"Man that choad i nailed last night was a choadzilla"

by Collins dictionary! October 31, 2006

choam

a substance so legendary, Alaric, king of the Visigoths sacked Rome primarily to locate it.

Alaric and his Visigoths were in the sack of Rome
In the search of roman women and the legendary choam.

by Lehigh Engineer August 28, 2011

Choad Rash

The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.

Bruce gave Elton Choad Rash from the hour long ass pounding in the sauna.

by Tainted Choad September 8, 2007

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009

Choade-A-La-Mode

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

choad

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003