Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
Get the Chocolate Cakemug. The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019
Get the Chocolate cakemug. by Conner James llll June 7, 2025
Get the Chocolate cakemug. Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Chocolate cakemug. Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021
Get the The Dirty Chocolate Cakemug. When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
Get the Chocolate Cakemug. Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
Get the Green Bay Chocolate Cakemug.