by Fortnite1500 September 22, 2019
real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency
rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)
by shitty buttshits December 21, 2006
Get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your ass as you uppercut her tits thin slapnher with your nuts and shit in mouth
by Jackoffnark July 31, 2017
Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.
by indigo pup October 9, 2018
(v) - to give someone a mexican chili bowl is an elaborate process. First someone must grab a bat and beat the shit out of a girls stomach area until things start coming out of her vagina (pee, blood, organs, etc.). Then once this "chili bowl" has been concocted, the vagina is eaten out gingerly. Hot sause can be added for flavor purposes.
Dude that girl was getting annoying yesterday so I gave her a Mexican Chili Bowl she will never forget.
I love eating that sweet ass pussy after a nice Mexican Chili Bowl.
I love eating that sweet ass pussy after a nice Mexican Chili Bowl.
by M. Whitehead August 27, 2012
after creating a gaping asshole, a person must then fill said gape, with mucus, urine, animal organs/feces, and one can of bushes baked beans. The gaper must then eat the chili bowl out of the gapies orifice.
by coloma August 5, 2017
A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.
by jmiller6 February 19, 2008