A very daring, kind, yet not so clear type of person. Catarino's are a lot more alpha than some might think at first, that's because they tend to be introverted. That being said, they are genuine and kind when they want to be and also have a rare personality.Every good has a bad, you don't wanna get on the wrong side of a Catarino
by moistgobbles January 10, 2021
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Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.
by honeypig February 28, 2009
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Or 'chatting bare,' used in London and Birmingham, and means when someone talks about another in excessive amounts; i.e. chatting shit.
by orangejuice_ October 31, 2017
Get the chattin' bare mug.The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.
Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.
by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011
Get the Parallel Chatting mug.A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.
Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.
These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.
Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.
These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.
Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.
Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.
Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.
Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.
Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.
by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011
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'and so me says to jamal 'you batty bommoble clut. you be so lucky that me dont get up on dere and bleeze past you, ones and twos times wid me ak47 arse clippa hand. me bredrin' see, me pimps / gangstas / street-rats, you get what is chatting?
(all other gangstas go)
'ohhhhh! you is so right. geez, me hates dat jamal. hes such a puddy cat / clut. (delete as appropriate)
(all other gangstas go)
'ohhhhh! you is so right. geez, me hates dat jamal. hes such a puddy cat / clut. (delete as appropriate)
by PHORCE January 28, 2007
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She loves to grossip but she knows how to keep a important secret.
Catarina is really brave and loves to do pretty dangerous stuff, sometimes gets in trouble.
She is this beautiful portuguese girl with brown hair and eyes and dresses like a model. A lot of guys like Catarina cuz she is beautiful, but she only likes the ones that don't like her back. She is addicted to netflix and loves to wear hoodies. She is probably popular and outgoing. She is really caring person.
Catarina tries to be a bad bitch but she is not able to mostly. Also she is usually kinda dumb but gets good grades. She probably cries a lot but she is kinda fine with it and she has anxiety. She is always late. She is pretty insecure. She laughts about things that aren't funny
She loves to grossip but she knows how to keep a important secret.
Catarina is really brave and loves to do pretty dangerous stuff, sometimes gets in trouble.
She is this beautiful portuguese girl with brown hair and eyes and dresses like a model. A lot of guys like Catarina cuz she is beautiful, but she only likes the ones that don't like her back. She is addicted to netflix and loves to wear hoodies. She is probably popular and outgoing. She is really caring person.
Catarina tries to be a bad bitch but she is not able to mostly. Also she is usually kinda dumb but gets good grades. She probably cries a lot but she is kinda fine with it and she has anxiety. She is always late. She is pretty insecure. She laughts about things that aren't funny
Person 1: Oh, my God! Look at that girl! She is so funny and she can't stop smiling! She's so beautiful! Person 2: She must be a Catarina!
Person 3: did u see that girl that was late? I loved her outfit! She looked so nice!
Person 4: she must be a Catarina
Person 5: i heard that that girl knows a lot of grossips... her name must be Catarina
Person 6: maybe that's cuz she has a lot of friends and followers.
Person 3: did u see that girl that was late? I loved her outfit! She looked so nice!
Person 4: she must be a Catarina
Person 5: i heard that that girl knows a lot of grossips... her name must be Catarina
Person 6: maybe that's cuz she has a lot of friends and followers.
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