Toeter Chart

A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.

Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"

by BronzigeBoris June 26, 2014

Chart Music

Music that doesn't make music to get on the charts, but rather according to the charts (statistics) to appeal to a larger audience and become a mindless earworm. These songs have no long-lasting value or quality to them, usually fading away once they've made their record company enough money.

That song was so generic, it was nothing but chart music.

by Weegeeman August 1, 2021

Radar chart

A radar chart is a graphical method of displaying data that really only shows that the person who made the chart is a pretentious asshole.

Tom is presenting his data using a confusing radar chart, even though a pie chart would be less confusing and works just as well.

by elbob1023 August 16, 2012

The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020

Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.

Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.

by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021

density chart

A chart to describe a person going from thinn, being skinny, to thicc, being moderate, to phat, being large, and finally to dense, being x-large. can also describe animals.

your mom scales phat on the density chart!

by slav zack January 29, 2018

chart-staring

Focusing intently on a subject without any ability to affect it.

Patricia is chart-staring at crude oil again.

by Lou Costello May 24, 2007