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Chart Herm

A person that only has knowledge of a record or track because it is popular with peers or on the charts. These people would have little knowledge of Older or underground favourites. Also unlikely to have any appreciation for lyrics and is therefore spoon-fed with catchy melodies with pointless lyrics.
Jord ''Can't wait to go see example, He's so good!''

Danny ''I know, thanks for showing me his music, where did you find him?''

Jord ''Found him while i was checking the chart top 10 out looking for tunes''

Rory *under breath* ''Chart herms'
by TAGSND October 21, 2010
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Toeter Chart

A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.
Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"
by BronzigeBoris June 26, 2014
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Radar chart

A radar chart is a graphical method of displaying data that really only shows that the person who made the chart is a pretentious asshole.
Tom is presenting his data using a confusing radar chart, even though a pie chart would be less confusing and works just as well.
by elbob1023 August 16, 2012
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The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ฝ๐™ค๐™ฎ๐™จ, you automatically have a cock
John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"
by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020
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Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.
Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.
by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021
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Chart Popper

A DJ, or any influential person that creates publicity and/or revenue for another individual and/or business.
A DJ playing a song of an artist is a chart popper. Mary Kate Olsen attended the fashion show wearing Gucci Sunglasses. She is a chart popper for Gucci
by DMCK March 8, 2008
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snarp chart

Snart charting is the act of shoving your phone in your rectum, taking a picture, and sending it to your mother.
I snarp charted my mom last night, she told me no more anal.
by Kaitie the fagget September 27, 2013
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