Person 1: Hey, you should take another hit!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
by 2d0peb0yzinaCadillac February 21, 2012
Get the Dope Ceiling mug.Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.
At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."
"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"
"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."
"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"
"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."
"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009
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(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.
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Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...
Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!
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Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!
by yourmom642 July 26, 2011
Get the Ceiling Octopus mug.Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.
A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.
B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.
Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.
B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.
Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.
by Cee Mills January 17, 2013
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Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling
by CowyTree June 3, 2020
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