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Big hat no cattle

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas
As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle
by Trout monkey March 14, 2011
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cattle toe

(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat
Whoa! Check out that cattle toe...she must be 400 pounds!
by JournalNewsProgeny January 18, 2008
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cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.
"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"
by Can Not March 15, 2005
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cattle prod

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.
Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.
by shpecky4 October 25, 2009
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cattle

Large portion of people living in the United States who are overweight and have similar lifestyles. Cattle can be identified as eating fast foods, processed foods, not exercising, or justifying eating a high calorie meal by ordering a "diet soda". Cattle hobbies include watching TV, playing video games, and never going outside. Cattle are wasteful of all resources for example leaving their 3 large screen TVs on 24/7 and not recycling their trash. Cattle are extreme consumers and love to buy vehicles and useless products. Cattle teach their children how to grow up to be cattle by sitting them in front of some kind of video screen at very early ages. Cattle children are all overweight and have asthma from never going outside and playing. Cattle justify this atrocity by claiming that outside is dangerous for children and they will get hurt. Cattle all have jobs where they have to clock in and work set hours. They are not intelligent or motivated enough to work for themselves. Cattle are the bread and butter for the US Government. They supply the government with the majority of all money collected in taxes. Cattle have bad habits like smoking and drinking. This is even more revenue for the US Government. Cattle are frustrated with their lives and in order to feel human or free they tend to break minor laws with the state they are living in. When caught, revenue from fines pay raises, bonuses, and buy new high performance undercover vehicles for local and state police departments.
"Diet soda is on the fast food drive-thru menu to make the cattle feel healthy." "Cattle never have time to exercise, because all their extra time is allotted to watching TV or video games."
by rarelyobscure September 14, 2013
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Castledawson

A dump situated in Mid-Ulster, Co. Derry, Ireland. Population consists mostly teen mothers, dole heads and chavs. 12th July is usually a big celebration. What looks like the cast of Shameless pour out into the main street terrifying everyone who drives through.
Castledawson is a real life Shameless
by cdawson September 5, 2011
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cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman
Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
by docwhoomph July 13, 2010
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