carpetmuncher

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

by sin dolly December 21, 2003

carpetmuncher

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

by raymond January 10, 2004

carpetmuncher

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

by mezzy April 30, 2003

carpetmuncher

one who munches on many carpets and gets monkey burn on their left eyebrows.

Yo i herd Jorgan Buster is a fuckin cock sucking carpetmuncher!

by bran buster October 23, 2003

CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017