Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet Bomb

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

by Xoboots July 28, 2020

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013