Canucktard

People that riot when their local hockey team loses once again, rather then over something important. Often they are drunk, don't mind being on camera, or posting evidence to social networks, marking themselves for easy identification.

Did you see Brock Anton's face book status telling the world what he did tonight. That douche bag is a real Canucktard.

Just watching the news, once again the Canucktards are making a mess of our city and giving us a bad rep all over the world.

by CrazyDave303 June 16, 2011

Canuck

There is a theory that the word is derived from Connaught, a term said to be given by French Canadians to the Irish. The Oxford Companion To The English Language (defines the term as): Canuck 1820’s. Probably from the Iroquoian "CANUCHSA", someone in a "KANATA"(village)…but possibly from Hawaiian "KANAKA" (man), through a pidgin used in the fur trade (in which Pacific islanders were employed), and taken into French as "CANAQUE", perhaps being originally applied to French Canadian canoemen. A nickname for a Canadian…but in the U.S. Northeast pejoratively referring to French Canadians.

Why is it Canucks always have the most intelligent answers?
Because Canucks rule!

by SMART CANUCK May 18, 2004

canopy ass

Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit

That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.

by BuckNaked81 September 28, 2009

canurf

To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.

He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.

by AnonmousY September 8, 2011

Canuck

Slang term for a canadian, a canadian hocky team,

You live in Canada, so you must be a canuck, Vancover canucks

by tenchu November 12, 2003

Soviet Canuckistan

1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.

Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe

by Nemuko May 11, 2003

canuck buck

slang for Canadian dollar

It's ten dollars US. How much is that in Canuck bucks?

by D Hicks September 5, 2006