Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025

lacie calvert

the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!

hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho

by avanicolle11 September 29, 2021

Bran Calvert

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters

“Oh look there’s bran Calvert”

by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022

George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024