Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.
Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.
Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.
Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
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Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
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