Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.

“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

You built like

The last thing you hear before someone ends your entire career by comparing your body type to something like a whale

You built like an iPhone

by ClassyRacc0n June 1, 2019

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman

DAMN BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BLIMP

by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018

why you built like that?

it's a insult, asking someone why are you like that.

friend: why you built like that?
you: damn bro, idk

by @esla_y December 22, 2019

you ain't built like that

Not possessing the muscle to back up the outrageous nonsense coming out of your mouth

Yo chill you ain't built like that

by Contigo1234 August 28, 2017

She is built like a brick shithouse

A chick with a body of large titties good ass and not fat and well defined body

Damn she is built like a brick shithouse

by PorkChopMFMC Decatur Alabama December 28, 2009