porno bruise

n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.

"She's a pretty hot performer, but not in this video; she's got porno bruises."

by Simon Overmind March 13, 2008

Bruised Nuggets

What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack

Holy shit!! I got bruised nuggets!!!

by 1265geechie July 4, 2020

bruised fruit

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.

Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.

by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008

chin bruises

Bruises a female gets on her chin when she's giving head and the dude's nuts smack against her chin.

I left bruises on her chin.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Boredom Bruise

An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.

Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.

-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.

by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010

tongue bruise

When one tongue's or licks the erogenous zone of their partner so enthusiastically it results in a pressure-type bruise. Usually linked to fierce rimming.

I'd give her a good tongue bruise; or

I'm still limping from that tongue bruise Renee gave me last night.

by Black Thunder August 29, 2006

bruise lee

noun, verb, adjective or adverb: To be like or do like Bruce Lee when it comes to fighting skill, ie, you are Bruce Lee's equal and no one else is better, no Jet Li, no Jackie Chan, no Chuck Norris, no Tito Ortiz, etc.

Billy Jack was at the bar looking for Little White Dove but the Hell's Angels gave him shit so he had to whip out some bruise lee on 'em.

by Cry Chain Cane May 16, 2006