teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

by Alec December 10, 2004

Teeny Boppers

A teeny bopper is usually a pre-teen, or tween female ranging from age 10, youngest at 8, to 14. They read magazines like "Twist" and "M" and "J-14" and other lame, glossy, faux celeb junk like that. They sit in little snobby cliques, are usually under or over weight, have anorexia, friends of cutters, and like to think they are all that. The teeny bopper natural enviroment is middle school, and late upper elementary school, or early high school. The easy way to NOT be a teeny bopper is simply hate them. They type like this: OmG!!!!LyKe WaT r U doin'? Lyke, WaNnA hAnG oUt ON, lyke, lyke, lyke, omg? Lyke no way! KoOoOLlLlL!! They often wear baby-doll t-shirts that say crap like "Punk Princess", or "Watch Out!" or at the worst cases, "Future Mrs.(Name of teeny bopper celeb)".

Teeny Boppers in my school love junk. I hate them all.

by 1to1for December 20, 2010

Broperiod

This word is specifically for guys; It is when you have a weekend to yourself (as your lady friend might take for herself when it's her time of the month). You might sit on the couch with your favorite blanket and watch Notting Hill, or curl up in the sunroom draped in a silk robe and read your favorite book for the second time, or even eat a pint of ben and jerrys by yourself. And when you have a weekend like this, guess what bro, you just had your broperiod. Like it or not.

Yo bro, what'd you do this weekend? Get shitfaced?

Na brosef, I had my broperiod.

What?

I just loafed around the house bro. And read my favorite book, it was the shit. I deserved it.

Thats so BRO!

YEEAH BRO!

LETS WATCH NOTTING HILL NEXT WEEKEND BRO!

....you gay bro?

by MarthaStewart420 October 23, 2011

bopper

Created by Houston screwed and chopped artists. Term for a female who seem to always be with or attracted to a guy with a nice car, high status (athlete), or because other chicks want him. Not really a gold digger, because they don't neccessarily try to get his money, but they just want to be seen hanging with them and fucking him too.

Look at them hoes bopping on that nigga wit dem spinners.

by Willie May 13, 2005

Bieber Bopper

Any person generally between age 9-15 that is a fan/loves justin bieber, usually teeny boppers

girl:00hHh 33mMm gGgG!! I <3 jUsTiN BiEbEr!!!!!!!

sensible person:Why?

girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*

sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh

*Blast Killing in the Name of*

by WashBro3 September 6, 2010

teeny bopper

stupid kids who stalk theyr fave 'punk' band obsessively, know everything about them and keep sayin 'OMG hes sooooo cute..'

look that kid followin that guy from that band around....shes such a teeny bopper....lets go shoot her..

by miss chloe August 13, 2003

teeny bopper

a kid between 10-15 who acts grown up by wearing their backpacks to malls, bringing drinks to school, wearing differnt kinds of shoes every day, not using proper grammer(aiight, aint, etc), walking with a group of 5 or more, taking things from someone as if it was for free(a.k.a. freeloader), and MORE.

teeny boppers are gay.

by e|2iC May 23, 2003