blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010

Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.

Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock

by john tek January 8, 2006

Russell Branded

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.

Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.

by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012

Brinden

Brendin is a little bitch.

Some people are salty by brinden

by The actual Jesus Christ August 15, 2018

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

branded

assaulted (sexually), commonly used in the settings of competitive gaming and derived from the late Russel Brand a well known British celebrity and known sex offender (& addict)

wow get branded nubcat

by Danoob March 12, 2008

Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015