brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this
Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this
by @dylanhawj November 02, 2017
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a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.
"stop being such a brandon"
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
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he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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kid with an addiction to anime. also he loves webs. he sucks $!#% for a living.
you are an brandon
by chcekn eater February 13, 2018
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a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
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a bogey eating disgusting tramp who eats cock from the floor and needs to die his hair whatever fucking color ninjas fucking hair is because i caught fucking his cousin and enjoying it . even his mum thinks he stinks like shit and needs to be disowned and put into care the fat fucking cunt
ew you trampy brandon
by lewis boi March 18, 2019
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a definite faggot
OMG, did you see that guy? He's such a Brandon.
by gayassfaggot324 May 19, 2017
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