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I'm bored

i'm bored
by RCG210 November 20, 2003
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Bored

Man I so bored of watch these cars go through this traficlight on my street. Hey guess its time to go snoop around on UrbDictionary
by Ronto November 3, 2004
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boredasm

when someone screams ughhh!!! really loud because they reached maximum boredness.
person 1: im so bored. i just...i just...ughhh!!!!!!!

person 2:dude, you just had a boredasm.
by cmt51894 January 21, 2011
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im just bored

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019
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i'm bored

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007
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bored

me looking up random shit on this site for the past 15 minutes
damn im fuckin bored i should get off this damn site and go do another pointless mind numbing thing on this computer
by nikki February 16, 2005
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John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
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