Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

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Jonny bonner

Radcliffe superstar

You know that Jonny Bonner, the superstar

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021

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Bonner

It’s a LAST NAME if you didn’t know, not boner. It’s a French last name pronounced “von-er” and not “bonnn-er” like the Americans wanted it to be.

“Your last name is boner?”

No it’s Bonner.

“Bonner? (American accent)”

No it’s bonner. (French accent)

by yoshieater November 13, 2022

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Property Of Isobel

George is a very kind boy who isn't afraid to say I love you to people...

He is really sweet and nice and funny but most of the stuff funny about him is just basically how dumb and bad at spelling he is.

He is a great and semi loyal boyfriend but he does like to message many other girls which is a bit of a red flag so be careful there.

Overall a great boy but he really needs to get his priorities (and his spelling) sorted out.

One Friend: "He told me he loved me last night"
Other Friend: "Awww what a George Bonner"

by lengonestyll January 7, 2022

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