A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
by Geezy_G December 11, 2016
Get the Blumpmug. by jew slapper April 22, 2011
Get the The blumpmug. Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.
by TMatlack August 2, 2022
Get the Blumpmug. by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025
Get the blumpmug. Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.
On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.
by Blump Lee February 12, 2025
Get the Sumo-Blumpmug. A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blumpmug. by jrobbo56 March 30, 2022
Get the Blumpmug.