Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.
by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008
Get the blue ballsmug. by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
Get the blue ballsmug. by jefferson steal flex January 15, 2008
Get the blue ballsmug. A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.
by jerryblank May 19, 2005
Get the blue ballsmug. An abstract object, most often encountered by randomly selecting them from urns.
Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.
Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.
Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
An urn contains 500 red, 1200 white, 300 yellow, and 600 blue balls. 430 balls are selected at random. What is the probability of selecting an even number of blue balls?
Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 31, 2012
Get the blue ballsmug. the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!
in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically
NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically
NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him
(guy) gets hard
(girl) stops
(guy) blue balls comes into effect
(guy) gets hard
(girl) stops
(guy) blue balls comes into effect
by DR.Hall January 12, 2012
Get the blue ballsmug. when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score
-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!
-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
by imaraiderfan February 19, 2010
Get the blue ballsmug.