Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.
"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."
by ThePeoples January 16, 2012
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Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.
Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.
by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011
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big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.
You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!
by londonrimmel July 22, 2010
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plentike bloke

Like my big china, you plentike bloke.
by Chodeser May 04, 2003
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bad bloke

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.
Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"
by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014
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Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.
Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".
by A_Godly_Canuck April 12, 2012
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Blokey Bloke

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.
by Stevie Robo May 31, 2007
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