Birfday

A day of celebration of one's birth. Invented by a child, used by adults because it is just better to be birfed than birthed.
Because, it's your birfday and you can say it anyway you want too.

Yo' Happy Birfday, man.
Go girl, it's your Birfday!

by Urbanarly June 1, 2014

blorft

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011

Blird

Used to describe a person who appears to be either a bloke or a bird, but one cannot decide which. A cross between a bloke and a bird.

Is that person a bloke or a bird, no, it's a blird.

by FuriousFoggy July 24, 2008

blarf

The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

by Veaman October 22, 2006

Birfday

The best way ever to represent someone's date of birth.

Happy Birfday Kori!

by matballking April 17, 2011

birf

implying ones birthday

i almost forgot tomorrow's your birf!!

by Brandon Tate May 21, 2006

Blorft

A word made up by Tina Fey in her autobiography called Bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.

I was a little exited but mostly blorft.

by Michelliephant June 1, 2011