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National bitch day

On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live
You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.
by Tiger car May 1, 2023
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Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.
Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"
by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022
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national bitch awareness day

Its November 2nd national bitch awareness day. Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it.
Be kind its national bitch awareness day.
by kkel67 November 1, 2019
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National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
by bemo! November 22, 2021
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Little Bitch Day

September 2nd, the day in which all little bitches are celebrated instead of ridiculed
Chad: Hey, little bitch, how was your day>
Little bitch: Good, it's September 2nd so no one was mean to me today
Chad: Enjoy it for a few more hours little bitch, little bitch day will end soon.
by dr chad September 2, 2022
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Hug a bitch day

On April 25th you need to hug a bitch. or just someone you wanna hug
girl: hug me

guy: no, why
girl: it’s national hug a bitch day

guy: oh okay
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National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 2, 2022
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