cow bingo

Cow bingo is a game played by rednecks and farmers. They mark the ground to divide it up into bingo-like squares. Then let cows roam around the area, when a cow drops a "cow patty" (ie: takes a shit) the person who owns the square it lands on wins a prize (not the cow patty :O).

Announcer: It's been a hot day in the South for Cow Bingo today!
Announcer: Looks like Betsy just planted a cow patty on A4.
Cletus: Yee-Haw!!! That's ours! We's eating good tonight Claudine!!!

by Farmer Runoft November 2, 2012

steve bannon

(n) A street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence of the anti-progress glory in this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. Bannon is actually a life-and-blood spinoff from classic Shakespearean villains. The Bannonite remains the ultimate type of literary villain character that borders on cartoonish. If Shakespeare was alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club and the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Hello White House, let me talk to Mr. President.
Trump: I am speaking.
Putin: Not you, Agent Orange. I am referring to the real President Mr. Steve Bannon.

by londonsufist February 24, 2017

Benno'd

Devastatingly Drunk (too many bennerages)

Off your Bennett
AB'd

She's Benno'd

by anonymous923 October 11, 2009

Keener Bingo

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

by dshea August 16, 2009

backseat bingo

50s term for necking in the car.
Also appears in Big D and the Kids Table song "Noise Complaint"

"We were hanging out in the back of the van."
"What were you doing?"
"Just playing backseat bingo"

by simplyjam March 26, 2007

bingo anderson

The act of having sexual intercouse with another persons armpit.

Dude, last night I gave Rita Rottencrotch the 'ol bingo anderson.

by godlovesfirefighters November 11, 2013

Sludge Bannon

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus

The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017