bislank

a combination of bitch slut skank

that girl thats flirting with jimmy is a bislank

by john footpussy March 19, 2008

Bilslendium Theory

A theory that dinosaurs were intelligent beings from another galaxy that ruled the earth from the Triassic through the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic Era.
Upon discovery that the earth would be struck by a meteor roughly 60-160 kilometers in diameter, most of dinosaurs left the planet in giant mother ships before the "shit hit the fan."
The remainder of the population, mostly stoner's and hippie dinosaurs stayed behind to philosophize the meaning of life and what the fuck a Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex is.
The meteor struck and the remaining dinosaur population was completely wiped out. We now ponder, with their brothers and sisters extinct, when will they return...

Did you know "The Land Before Time" was based on the Bilslendium theory? Fuckin unreal!

by Irmr2 January 17, 2011

bickleman

A name for the secretion that leaks from ones genitals when they have intercourse after not showering for at least a month. This specific seepage has an odor so strong it is smelled throughout the neighborhood, and can only be removed with industrial cleaners and prayer. In severe cases, amputation of all affected body parts may be necessary.

Always use a condom when sleeping with unclean people, or you could end up with Bickleman.

by Mike Oxtinks December 28, 2020

bicolar

(adj) being indifferent to one cola brand over another, especially when only one type is offered.

"You only have Coke? That's fine. I'm bicolar."

by heathdaddio April 1, 2010

bislaptual

The art of slapping somebody with 2 hands.

“He’s slapping everybody out here, he’s bislaptual”

by OrbitCorrupt March 14, 2019

bilslilhoe

billie eilish’s hoe, it’s right there in the name. i do the cooking, i do the cleaning, what better position can a person have? anyone can claim this position. in fact, you can sign up to be a lil hoe today! just follow @/cantseemtofocus on twitter to become a part of the bilslilhoes movement.

“hey, are you in a relationship?” “of course, i’m bilslilhoe”

by Jas aka boo @cantseemtofocus August 19, 2020

BIHslav

Short for Bosnian Infected with Hepatitis Slovakian

Bro don't get near them they are a BIHslav.

by MadGarbageDay May 13, 2021